Shmeh

acadia:

The Eddie Izzard Doctrine

Two churches located across the street from each other. At least the Catholics have a sense of humor.

Having too many lower-class people in universities lowers standards of education.

Education Minister of Australia

(via shitrichcollegekidssay)

Yep, Income defines standards.

(via iammyfather)

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(via girldwarf)

sorry for lowering your standards, Monash.

(via notafuckingwizard)

HOOOOOLY FUCK HE ADMITTED WHAT HE REALLY THINKS WOW, WOW, WOW.

(via sophisti-cunted)

Still trying to find the source.

(via phteven)

snorlaxatives:

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mulders:

joan rivers was not a feminist.

joan rivers was not a feminist.

joan rivers was not a feminist.

joan rivers literally normalized society’s shaming/nitpicking of women’s bodies and fashion choices and made money off of it. fuck that.

*taps microphone and clears throat*

sadgrl666:

i am very beautiful and interesting

moistbooks:

from electrolemon on vine

dreamyblu:

after u watch the anaconda video

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