Shmeh

obamameansfamily:

i hate internet people.

boyinfoxglove:

why

I kept thinking about how hard it would be to eat or drink with this, then I wondered if you’d need to wear a solid plug thing and then I thought what if you got a clear one and then you could see inside his mouth as he eats or drinks or… something else

boyinfoxglove:

why

I kept thinking about how hard it would be to eat or drink with this, then I wondered if you’d need to wear a solid plug thing and then I thought what if you got a clear one and then you could see inside his mouth as he eats or drinks or… something else

American Horror Story: Easter

givemeinternet:

In honor of the two conflicting holidays.

givemeinternet:

In honor of the two conflicting holidays.

Everyone knows the rich receive special treatment in this country, especially in court. But Taibbi concludes that the government now offers a sliding scale of civil and criminal protection to U.S. residents. At one end of the spectrum, the very rich are virtually beyond accountability, no matter how massive and destructive their crimes may be. At the other end, the nation’s most vulnerable residents face unremitting investigation and prosecution by bureaucracies determined to find them guilty of something.

nsfwhumor:

Scientifically Accurate SpongeBob SquarePants

spreaditlikeavirus:

afgaganistan:

flipping your pillow over to the cold side

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Biting your pillow as your ass is being rammed.

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ruinedchildhood:

When the bae texts you to come over

ruinedchildhood:

When the bae texts you to come over

kitistheshit:

the moment everyone peed themselves

kitistheshit:

the moment everyone peed themselves