i hate internet people.
I kept thinking about how hard it would be to eat or drink with this, then I wondered if you’d need to wear a solid plug thing and then I thought what if you got a clear one and then you could see inside his mouth as he eats or drinks or… something else
In honor of the two conflicting holidays.
Scientifically Accurate SpongeBob SquarePants
flipping your pillow over to the cold side
Biting your pillow as your ass is being rammed.
When the bae texts you to come over
the moment everyone peed themselves